Buy an expensive car – What client doesn’t appreciate you pulling up in a swanky car? Surely, they will see how successful you are and throw business your way.
Don’t pay your taxes - This alone will increase your bank balance. Plus, you don’t have all that pesky paperwork to worry about.
Get a line of credit and go on vacation – Every small business owner needs a break to clear their head. Why save for it, do it now.
Open a new bank account but don’t tell your bookkeeper – It’s best to keep people guessing. Confusing your bookkeeper is a good start.
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